You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee
1. You answer the door before people knock.
2. Juan Valdez names his donkey after you.
3. You have to watch videos in
4. You can take a picture of yourself from ten
feet away without using the timer.
5. You're the employee of the month at the local
coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
6. You've worn out three pairs of tennis shoes
7. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
8. Your T-shirt says, "Decaffeinated coffee is
the devil's blend".
9. You can jump-start your car without
10. Your only source of nutrition comes from
"Sweet & Low".
11. You've worn out the handle on your favorite
12. You've built a miniature city out of the
little plastic stirrers.
13. You've worn the finish off your coffee
14. You're so wired you pick up AM radio.
15. Instant coffee takes too long.
16. When someone says, "How are you", you say,
"Good to the last drop".
17. You want to be cremated just so you can spend
the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
18. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your
19. You don't even wait for the water to boil
20. You soak your dentures in coffee
21. You introduce you spouse as your
22. Your first-aid kit contains two pints of
coffee with an I.V. hookup.