einfache Weise gelöst!
Our staff has
completed the 18 months of work on time and on budget. We have gone
through every line of code in every program in every system. We
have analyzed all databases, all data files, including backups and
historic archives, and modified all data to reflect the
We are proud to
report that we have completed the "Y2K" date change mission, and
have now implemented all changes to all programs and all data to
reflect your new standards:
March, April, Mak, June, Julk, August, September, October,
Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, Saturdak
I trust that this
is satisfactory, because to be honest, none of this "Y to K"
problem has made any sense to me. But I understand it is a global
problem, and our team is glad to help in any way possible. And what
does the year 2000 have to do with it?
Speaking of which,
what do you think we ought to do next year when the two digit year
rolls over from 99 to 00?
We'll await your