Tyson jokes
Tyson ear-jokes just arrived via Glasgow:
NO. 10 - Tyson already has his next fight lined up, with Lorena Bobbitt. Winner eats all.
NO. 9 - This gives new meaning to "box lunch."
NO. 8 - Reporter: "Evander, what did you think when Tyson bit off your ear?" Holyfield: "What?"
NO. 7 - Spock-vs.-Tyson bout hastily canceled
NO. 6 - What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh? "You gonna eat that?"
NO. 5 - Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer? It has two bytes and no memory
NO. 4 - Next bout: Tyson vs. Hannibal Lecter, with Julia Child to referee. To be held in Hungary. Billed as, "The snackfest in Budapest."
NO. 3 - How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica? Metallica leaves a ringing in your ears. Tyson leaves your ear in a ring.
NO. 2 - Slogans for Tyson-Holyfield III
- The Third Gogh Around
- Dahmer vs. Psalmer
- The Last Supper
- Ear-Reconcilable Differences
- Grazing Bull
- You Wanna Piece of Me?
- Blood Sweat and Ears
- No Lobe Lost
- Bite of the Century
- Because you're dumb enough to pay for it.
NO. 1 - When interviewed after the fight, Tyson's first remarks were that "it tasted like chicken."