Moses' account of the creation in the book of Genesis is so familiar and so entrenched in our cultural heritage that many accept as actual historic fact the assertion that Woman was created from one of Adam's ribs.  Science has railed against such simple beliefs for centuries; last week, at a dig in the escarpments along the western shore of the Dead Sea, archeologist have uncovered ancient, original texts that pre-date Moses' writings by 1,300 years.
Translated, their accounts of life's beginnings on earth are much more scientifically plausible ...and God created Woman, giving her three breasts to succor her young. And God spake, saying to her, "I have created thee as I see fit, but mine is no longer the only opinion in the universe (sigh). Is there anything about thee that thou would
prefer differently?"
And Woman spoke, saying, "Lord, I am not made to birth whole litters; I do not need but two breasts."
And God said, "Thou speak wisely, as I have created thee with Wisdom."
There was a crack and a lingering odor of ozone and other non-identifiable substances like used socks found behind the couch, and it was done, and Woman stood holding her third breast in her hand and looked up at the Lord and exclaimed, "Now just what am I gonna do with this useless boob?"
And so it was, God created Man!