If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't bash
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna
If the label on your cable on the gable at your
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall
And your screen is all distorted by the side
effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang
"Cause as sure as I'm a poet, and the sucker's gonna hang!"
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your
Quickly turn off your computer and be sure to tell your Mom!