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Monica Lewinsky virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer
Titanic virus - Makes your whole computer go down
Disney virus - Everything in the computer goes Goofy
Mike Tyson virus - Quits after one byte
Prozac virus - Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care
Sharon Stone virus - Makes a huge initial impact, then you forget it's there
Ellen DeGeneres virus - Your IBM suddenly claims it's a MAC
Lorena Bobbit virus - Turns your hard disk into a 3.5 inch floppy
Tim Allen virus - Appears helpful, only to destroy your hard drive upon contact
Woody Allen virus - Bypasses the motherboard and turns on a daughter card
Saddam Hussein virus - Won't let you into any of your programs
Tonya Harding virus - Turns your .BAT files into lethal weapons
George Michaels virus - Runs its course, occasionally releasing excess data buildup
Joey Buttafuoco virus - Only attacks minor files
X-files virus - All your Icons start shapeshifting
Spice Girl virus - Has no real function, but makes a pretty desktop
Ronald Reagan virus - Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored
Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus - Searches your hard drive for old files and deletes them
Sony Bono virus - Just when you get surfing the web, a firewall appears out of nowhere
Martha Stewart virus - Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little dollies to be displayed on your desktop
Oprah Winfrey virus - Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands to 300MB
AT&T virus - Every 3 minutes it tells you what great service you are getting
MCI virus - Every 3 minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus - Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back