Little Johnny was laying about on a hillock in
the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds
rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think
about God. "God? Are you really there?" Johnny said out loud. To
his astonishment a voice came from the clouds."Yes, Johnny? What
can I do for you?"
Seizing the opportunity, Johnny asked, "God? What
is a million years like to you?" Knowing that Johnny could not
understand the concept of infinity, God responded in a manner to
which Johnny could relate."A million years to me, Johnny, is like a
"Oh," said Johnny."Well, then, what's a million
dollars like to you?" "A million dollars to me, Johnny, is like a
"Wow!" remarked Johnny, getting an idea."You're
so generous.. can I have one of your pennies?"
God replied, "Sure thing, Johnny! Just a