Erkenntnisse.
ON POETIC LOVE:
When you're swimmin' in the creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray....
----- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
ON DEEP THOUGHTS:
A day without sunshine...is like night.
ON YOUTH:
Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true.
I have the heart of a young boy. In a jar. On my desk.
----- Stephen King, 3/8/90
ON MATERIALISM:
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless still dead.
ON INFINITY:
If you had everything, where would you keep it?
ON ECONOMICS:
The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING:
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top.
----- English Professor, Ohio University
ON REVISIONIST HISTORY:
What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?
ON DATING:
When aiming for the common denominator, be prepared for the occasional division by zero.
ON MATERIAL SCIENCE:
Character density: The number of very weird people in the office.
ON LITERATURE:
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
----- Dorothy Parker
ON PROPHECY:
The meek shall inherit the earth--they are too weak to refuse!
ON WORLD POLITICS:
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
ON DRUGS AND DEVELOPMENT:
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
We don't believe this to be a coincidence.