ON POETIC LOVE:
When you're swimmin' in the creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray....
----- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
ON DEEP THOUGHTS:
A day without sunshine...is like night.
Some people say that I must be a horrible person,
but that's not true.
I have the heart of a young boy. In a jar. On my
----- Stephen King, 3/8/90
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless
If you had everything, where would you keep
The cost of living hasn't affected its
ON PUBLISHING OR PERISHING:
I am returning this otherwise good typing paper
to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put
your name at the top.
----- English Professor, Ohio University
ON REVISIONIST HISTORY:
What was sliced bread the greatest thing
When aiming for the common denominator, be
prepared for the occasional division by zero.
ON MATERIAL SCIENCE:
Character density: The number of very weird
people in the office.
This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly.
It should be thrown with great force.
----- Dorothy Parker
The meek shall inherit the earth--they are too
weak to refuse!
ON WORLD POLITICS:
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until
you can find a rock.
ON DRUGS AND DEVELOPMENT:
There are two major products to come out of
Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
We don't believe this to be a coincidence.