Dilbert's "Salary Theorem"

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers
and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and
Sales People."

This theorem can now be supported by a
mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

1. Knowledge is Power.

2. Time is Money.

As every engineer knows:

Power = Work / Time

Since:

Knowledge = Power and Time = Money

It follows that:

Knowledge = Work/Money.

Solving for Money, we get:

Money = Work / Knowledge.

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money
approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you
make.