Dilbert's "Salary Theorem"
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers
and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and
This theorem can now be supported by a
mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows:
Power = Work / Time
Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
It follows that:
Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money
approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you