A fellow buys a
parrot, but the parrot's vocabulary is rude at best. The fellow
tries to reform his parrot by offering tidbits, shouts, and more,
but nothing works.
throws parrot into the freezer, and can still hear insults for a
few minutes. But then there is a sudden silence. Worried that he's
broken the bird, he whips open the freezer.
The parrot comes
out with wholly changed demeanor. It says: "On reflection, my
language has been improper. I intend to change. I beg your
There's a pause,
then the parrot adds, "May I ask what, exactly, the turkey