Der Kettenbrief
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Dear Friend:
This letter was started by a woman like yourself in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women.  Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything.  Just bundle up your husband and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list. Then add your name to the bottom of the list and send a copy of this to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented.  When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 3,325 men . . and some of them are bound to be better than the one you gave up!
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!  One woman did, and received her own jerk back!
At this writing, a friend of mine had already received 184 men; they buried her yesterday, but it took four undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off of her face.
We're counting on you,
A. Satisfied Woman