This letter was started by a woman like yourself
in hopes of bringing relief to other tired and discontented
women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost
anything. Just bundle up your husband and send him to the
woman whose name appears at the top of the list. Then add your name
to the bottom of the list and send a copy of this to five of your
friends who are equally tired and discontented. When your
name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 3,325 men . .
and some of them are bound to be better than the one you gave
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!! One woman did,
and received her own jerk back!
At this writing, a friend of mine had already
received 184 men; they buried her yesterday, but it took four
undertakers 36 hours to get the smile off of her
We're counting on you,
A. Satisfied Woman