Question: Why did the chicken cross the
To get to the other side.
For the greater good.
It is the nature of chickens to cross
It was a historical inevitability.
Because that's the only trip the establishment
would let it take.
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we
were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone
Because of an excess of phlegm in its
Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road
was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced
with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies
required for the newly competitive market. A Consultant, in a
partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by
rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation
processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), the
consultant helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies,
knowledge, capital and experiences to align the chicken's people,
processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within
a Program Management framework. The consultant convened a diverse
cross-spectrum of road analysts and best chickens along with
consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to
engage in a two- day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage
their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to
enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the
implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and
implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the
continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was
held in a park-like setting, enabling and creating an impactful
environment which was strategically based, industry- focused, and
built upon a consistent, clear,and unified market message and
aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This
was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration
solution. The consultant helped the chicken change to become more
The road, you see, represents the black man. The
chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be
free to cross roads without having their motives called into
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said
unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken
crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How
many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe
RICHARD M. NIXON:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross the road.
The point is that the chicken crossed the road.
Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever
motive there was.
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't
anyone ever think to ask, what the heck was this chicken doing
walking around all over the place, anyway?"
The fact that you are at all concerned that the
chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual
I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000,
which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your
important documents, and balance your checkbook.
The question is not, "Why did the chicken cross
the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same
time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been
naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically
disposed to cross roads.
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road
moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of
Asking this question denies your own chicken
RALPH WALDO EMERSON:
The chicken did not cross the road .. it
To die. In the rain.
It was an instinctive manouvre, the chicken
obviously didn't see the road until he had already started to
I missed one?