Betriebssysteme Airlines wären ...
Everyone brings one
piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go
out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece,
arguing non- stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be
the airplane until it glides, then they jump on and let the plane
coast until it hits the ground again. Then they push again, jump on
again, and so on ...
All the stewards,
captains, baggage handlers, and ticket agents look and act exactly
the same. Every time you ask questions about details, you are
gently but firmly told that you don't need to know, don't want to
know, and everything will be done for you without your ever having
to know, so just shut up.
The terminal is
pretty and colourful, with friendly stewards, easy baggage check
and boarding, and a smooth take-off. After about 10 minutes in the
air, the plane explodes with no warning whatsoever.
Just like Windows
Air, but costs more, uses much bigger planes, and takes out all the
other aircraft within a 40-mile radius when it
employees of all the other OS airlines decide to start their own
airline. They build the planes, ticket counters, and pave the
runways themselves. They charge a small fee to cover the cost of
printing the ticket, but you can also download and print the ticket
yourself. When you board the plane, you are given a seat, four
bolts, a wrench and a copy of the seat-HOWTO.html. Once settled,
the fully adjustable seat is very comfortable, the plane leaves and
arrives on time without a single problem, the in-flight meal is
wonderful. You try to tell customers of the other airlines about
the great trip, but all they can say is, "You had to do what with