"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he
"Wheel is turning, but the hamster is
"She sets low personal standards and then
consistently fails to achieve them."
"This person had delusions of adequacy."
"Since my last report, he has reached rock bottom
and has started to dig."
"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out
of morbid curiosity."
"I would not allow this employee to breed."
"This employee is really not so much of a
has-been, but more of a definite won't be."
"Works well when under constant supervision and
cornered like a rat in a trap."
"When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is
only to change whichever foot was previously in there."
"This employee should go far - and the sooner he
starts, the better."
"This employee is depriving a village somewhere
of an idiot."
"Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard
"A prime candidate for natural
"One-cell organisms outscore him in IQ
"Fell out of the family tree."
"Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the
train isn't coming."
"Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out
looking for it."
"He's so dense, light bends around him."
"If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate."
"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be
watered twice a week."
"If you stand close enough to him, you can hear
"It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000
"One neuron short of a synapse."